I love movies, but my wife doesn't. This Tumblr documents her questions and observations as she walks in halfway through the movies I watch.

sinfultragedy:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
↛ Buffyverse valentines; 2013

Wife: Xander is disgusting… Aww, Spike loves me eyeballs to entrails!

BTVS, Ssn 4, ep. 20 “The Yoko Factor”
Me: Why is Buffy all turtle neck and chained out?
Wife: You think you’re clever, don’t you?

BTVS, Ssn 4, ep. 20 “The Yoko Factor”

Me: Why is Buffy all turtle neck and chained out?

Wife: You think you’re clever, don’t you?

BTVS Ssn. 4, ep. 10—“Hush”
Wife: Hell. No.

BTVS Ssn. 4, ep. 10—“Hush”

Wife: Hell. No.

soredtherose:

Would love to know who made this awesomeness.

BTVS
Wife: Sometimes I find this show improbable.

soredtherose:

Would love to know who made this awesomeness.

BTVS

Wife: Sometimes I find this show improbable.

BTVS Ssn. 3, Ep. 18—“Earshot”
Me: Isn’t it interesting how literature applies to real-life situations.
Wife: [Icy stare.]

BTVS Ssn. 3, Ep. 18—“Earshot”

Me: Isn’t it interesting how literature applies to real-life situations.

Wife: [Icy stare.]

boredn0w:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers show their support for NOH8!

BTVS
Me: I think it’s so cool too see when the writers get promotions by reading the credits.
Wife: I don’t care.

boredn0w:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers show their support for NOH8!

BTVS

Me: I think it’s so cool too see when the writers get promotions by reading the credits.

Wife: I don’t care.

BTVS
Wife: Cordy is a bad cat.
Me: Meow.

BTVS

Wife: Cordy is a bad cat.

Me: Meow.

BTVS
Wife and me: Waah wah wah Hadassah. Spool woo wee wool nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Waa badump bump!

BTVS

Wife and me: Waah wah wah Hadassah. Spool woo wee wool nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Waa badump bump!

BTVS
[While chopping squash for lunch.]
Wife: You’re as weak as Xander.
Me: [frowns.]

BTVS

[While chopping squash for lunch.]

Wife: You’re as weak as Xander.

Me: [frowns.]


keanherself:

A post in which Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Boreanaz are super into shipping their characters behind the scenes.

BTVS

 Me: I feel like they just search for reasons to show David Boreanaz shirtless.

Wife: You act like that’s a bad thing.