I love movies, but my wife doesn't. This Tumblr documents her questions and observations as she walks in halfway through the movies I watch.
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY
↛ Buffyverse valentines; 2013
Wife: Xander is disgusting… Aww, Spike loves me eyeballs to entrails!
BTVS, Ssn 4, ep. 20 “The Yoko Factor”
Me: Why is Buffy all turtle neck and chained out?
Wife: You think you’re clever, don’t you?
Would love to know who made this awesomeness.
BTVS
Wife: Sometimes I find this show improbable.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer writers show their support for NOH8!
BTVS
Me: I think it’s so cool too see when the writers get promotions by reading the credits.
Wife: I don’t care.
BTVS
Wife and me: Waah wah wah Hadassah. Spool woo wee wool nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah. Waa badump bump!
A post in which Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Boreanaz are super into shipping their characters behind the scenes.
BTVS
Me: I feel like they just search for reasons to show David Boreanaz shirtless.
Wife: You act like that’s a bad thing.

![BTVS Ssn. 3, Ep. 18—“Earshot”
Me: Isn’t it interesting how literature applies to real-life situations.
Wife: [Icy stare.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/32c99172a909490fc0ca29bff97819e6/tumblr_mg3vef8uHg1re4sd3o1_500.png)


![BTVS
[While chopping squash for lunch.]
Wife: You’re as weak as Xander.
Me: [frowns.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d29a1b87a18329f429a1f16d212d02d/tumblr_mg2bxha3Kv1re4sd3o1_500.jpg)